December 2011
londonphile:
And it’s ‘official’, ‘our boy’ got married today!
teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
At one point in time I could enjoy silence. I...
huon-energy:
unicornachos:
drwhostalker:
praiseoverlordmisha:
singswithoods:
imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
xxcoolstorybroxx:
“Hi, Mom?” “No, this is Tom Felton” *DEAD*
OR IF A CELEBRITY CALLED A WRONG NUMBER, AND THE PERSON THEY CALLED WAS YOU.
Gatiss: I feel as though we're forgetting something.
Moffat: Can't be.
Gatiss: Something important...
Moffat: Nah.
Gatiss: Something really - Steven, the trailers.
Moffat: What trailers?
Gatiss: The Sherlock trailers.
Moffat: ...
Gatiss: ...
Moffat: ...maybe if we release them all at once people won't notice?
Gatiss: Good idea.
When you were younger and a friend came over.
janeelovesyou216:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
hey guys remember when
riflesandroadhouses:
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
whumany:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
