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deepfriedanon

It's fun how describing a characters lips or tongue against an uncommon bodypart creates a reaction.

deepfriedanon

If someone reblogs this with toes I'm making it unrebloggable.

such-justice-wow

Eyeball

deepfriedanon

I'm pretty sure I've seen eyeball licking in a cartoon...

such-justice-wow

I've done it, you feel nothing and also the other person hates you because it was kind of a gay chicken situation

deepfriedanon

Thank you. Now I can accurately describe eyeball licking without trying it.

such-justice-wow

You feel your own tongue more than the eyeball, kind of like if you try and touch your own hands and the signals get a little mixed so it's more a sensation of pressure than touch

Also the deep shame that immediately washes over you

feathery-dickmuffins

Yeah can confirm. I didn't lick anyone's eyeball but I believe that someone licked mine once and it kinda feels...well, I don't think it was any different than when I put my contact lenses in?